Do you speak fluent sarcasm? Been on a diet for 3 days and have lost your will to live? Share some laughs with these witty women notepads! Get some for yourself, more for your friends, and even more for anyone that needs something fun to jot a note upon.
4 1/4" wide x 5 1/2" tall; 50 sheets per notepad
❤ PROCESSING TIME:
1-2 business days
❤ SHIPPING TIME:
2-5 business days within the US via USPS First Class Mail
❤ SELECTIONS AVAILABLE IN THIS LISTING:
I've been on a diet for 3 days...All I've lost is my will to live
I do not rise & shine I caffeinate & hope for the best
Not all girls are made of sugar & spice Sometimes, girls are made of sarcasm, wine & everything fine
I am wonder woman! I wonder what I'm suppose to be doing right now
Just wing it! Life...Eyeliner...Everything!
I want to throat punch someone But I'm trying to get right with the Lord
This coffee would work better if I could throw it on people
I speak fluent sarcasm (seriously)
Tell me another reason why I need a man
I used to be a people person until people ruined it for me
You can't always be nice...that's how people take advantage of you
You can ship our products directly to your gift recipient. The Mad Padder would be happy to include a complimentary gift tag tied with tulle ribbon on a cellophane bag. Please send the text that you would like personalized on the tag in the notes to seller field.
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Please be respectful of other buyer's orders and do not request a proof without first placing and paying for an order.
Your custom notepads, note cards, stamp, tumbler, snack container, key chain, or luggage tag will then be ready to ship in 5 business days. Mousepads, clipboards, marker boards, laptop cases, coasters, and tablet cases may take up to 2 weeks to produce. Please allow time for shipping, as well. If you have any further inquires please contact me. ***If you need an item faster than the time frame above, please ask to upgrade to Express Mail and I will communicate the additional rate. A custom listing will be created just for you that will include the USPS Express Mail Rate.***
If you order on a Friday or weekend day, please be aware that your proof will be sent on Monday or the first business day of the week.
All orders will be shipped using United States Postal Service.
If you live in the north Dallas area and would like to arrange a pick up with no shipping, use the coupon code "LOCALPICKUP". I will contact you when your order is ready for you to stop by and pick it up.
*** In the event that a package gets lost, please contact me promptly and we will come up with a solution or work together to find it or replace it if needed. Please check with your local post office or mail carrier about how packages are delivered, I also use USPS tracking to track my shipments to confirm you receive them***
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
I'm sorry but as a general rule, due to the nature of most of what I make in the shop, there will be no refunds on purchases, as most items are personalized and person specific. However, under some circumstances such as damage in the mail, or loss I will consider replacement. Please let me know of any problems or damages promptly so that we can come up with a solution! Again, I always want you to be happy with your purchase.
*As stated in my listings regarding printed cardstock. Colors on your computer screen may not be exact and may slightly vary from my listing/pictures. This type of "problem" will not be refunded. I do my very best to show colors as close as possible.
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Need 5 or more luggage tags for bridesmaid's gifts? A lot of notepads for teacher gifts? Or your company would like to order bulk thank you cards? The Mad Padder can help! If you have a large number of items to order, please contact me and I'll create a custom listing just for you...and also include a discount!